Swine flu. Run for my life!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We just shotgunned beers for America
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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