I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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