Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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