I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
