Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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