she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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