either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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