Only a mothe r could love this liver
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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