do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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