This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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