You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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