Already got asked if we're dating
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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