I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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