Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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