Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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