Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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