when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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