How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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