Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
tell me about the fingering
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