i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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