Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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