Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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