It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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