"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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