Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
4 words: hood of his car
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
third nipple confirmed
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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