let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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