I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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