I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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