So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
