Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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