Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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