O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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