Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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