Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
organizing the empties. That sober.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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