How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
please don't ironically join a cult
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