if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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