I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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