let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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