Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
