You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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