he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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