i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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