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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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(561): View more from Florida

I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"

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(607): View more from New York

no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.

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(801): View more from Utah

Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm sobbing to NWA

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(360): View more from Washington

I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.

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