I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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