i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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