I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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