where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
