This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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