And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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