have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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