What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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