How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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