ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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