Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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