I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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