They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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