sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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